Monday, August 8, 2011

Chapter 1: PISSED OFF RAPPER

                                                     Chapter 1: PISSED OFF RAPPER
         
                     I was in a radio station called mix 107.7 and I was announcing my new "CD" sueƱos y leyendas, dreams and legends, drunk as a skunk, since I always used to repress my attitudes and emotions with alcohol.Big mistake, right under my nose while i was just spouting some of my diss act, with a Puerto Rican rapper called "Arcangel". While I was in the radio station, these guys just out of nowhere, "farruko" before he was named "emo" of the year down here, entered the room with a cocky swagga, looking like a rapper till he opened his mouth then I heard his song it sounded like...t-pain, but a spanish t-pain...and they love him....That's what i call good marketing.... followed by some other guy that at least said my name.        
       What pissed me off, is that they entered my radio time , without my permission, of course I am on air, and i can't say shit, isn't that fucked up? well i was dissing arcangel and i remember everybody went dam motherfucker you crazyyyy, that felt so good, that whole crowd euphoria following me because of a dumb word I said, it was awesome. BUT....You know why these radio people, did this to me, what i mean is...disrespect me and let people broadcast there product on my time.. something they would never let me do....I was just to humble, I was a good kid , course if I would have said something everything would have gone fine, 48 laws of power are just to right, and i started becoming a man so this was not a bad moment after all.
                     Explaining what diss or "tiraera is for a sec" here is the real definition, except for times like Biggie, 2-pac, Nas and Jay-z, those were apparently not publicity stunts. Rapper's for the sake of promotion, being known, and being respected we  do RAP BATTLES, since its competition and we want to demonstrate we are way better.
                      Problem is now they use something called a "street team", so if you diss a rapper, no matter how great, you are they have street teams and they are going to flame you destroying you're reputation. Dissing right now is a risky move if you are a rapper, you should talk it with the other rapper and negotiate, that is what all those rap battles you see are about, they are not gladiator matches, not prideful matches like they make you think they are, no, they are just publicity stunts.
                      I don't regret dissing those dudes, in fact I am gonna launch my  mixtape, with all my damn diss tracks which are all pure gold. In one I diss a guy that used to be my best friend, let's call him by his stage name "Big J", that one is called "You a'int no blood" you see, I mortally respect blood's and when somebody pretends to be one, its just more than funny, so i just kicked his ass lyrically for doing that. There's a famous rapper called "Arcangel" down here in P.R., by that time i really did not like his attitude in his songs, fairly said, he sounds like a prick, still does ummm: "no offense dude" so i coined the "Jigsaw" name for the first time in that song too. I diss other douche bag competitors, one of them which is actually a big fan gone mad, sorta like a big-fat-fag he really "adores me" he's called Davinchi.
                     Davinchi is just a guy with low self esteem, bad marriage, and also got pissed off, cause I did not include him in my big intro cd track, why not you might ask? ....he sucks!!!, i was not gonna ruin a 30,000 dollar cd, they would kill me. He just  has the worst songs ever, plain and simple, you can google him look for yourself and prove me wrong "ITS TRASH." there was literally hundreds of people asking me, why i was dissing him back??? Well simple: "he mentioned my fucking ex wife in a song, and only I get to diss her ". He used to rap with me , with another rapper called "defknot" or as i call him "defsnot" in a group called, "Unfuckables", haha you must be saying: "wow yes, that is very original" with sarcasm, yes the name does suck, you are not wrong, but, I did, vow for the group and till this day I thought I was with them.

                   Can you believe i saw "defsnot" in that song with him, dissing me too, it was funny, I helped defknot, placed him in a huge intro, with a lot of famous puerto rican rappers, but dont worry "defsnot" i am not dissing you, 1st buy a new mike.